It doesn’t matter if you’re 100% loyal, some people will still reject you even if you put in all the work.

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

audioshit3593:

ladyhistory:


Why can I totally see you having one of these just growing on your desk at work? You just coming your fingers through old George’s lush green locks like “ah yes history.” and he’d be like “Martha where did all of these children come from.”

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF WAL-MART PEOPLE GAVE ME WEIRD LOOKS

MARTHA, COME WATER MY HAIR

audioshit3593:

ladyhistory:

Why can I totally see you having one of these just growing on your desk at work? You just coming your fingers through old George’s lush green locks like “ah yes history.” and he’d be like “Martha where did all of these children come from.”

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF WAL-MART PEOPLE GAVE ME WEIRD LOOKS

MARTHA, COME WATER MY HAIR

(via takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights)

sentimental-slop:

Painter painting in our land pictures of only white angels
Painter painting in our time in shadows of yesterday

Painter, if you paint with love, paint me some black angels now
For all good blacks in heaven, painter show us that you care

Eartha Kitt - Angelitos Negros (1970 performance)

Uh maybe because it’s traditional western art created when there were little to no black or asian immigrants settling in these countries. Why don’t you go demand that Hindus be more racially diverse with art in their temples?

(via deadbilly)